My hometown newspaper, the News & Record, had a page-one story this past Sunday about a local attorney who has — so far — successfully avoided paying over $2300 in parking tickets on the grounds that the City of Greensboro waited too long to sue him.  This wasn't the first time the attorney had been sued for unpaid parking tickets.  An earlier suit for almost $2000 in tickets was settled for $1600.  Some local bloggers and blog commenters say that the attorney, Kevin Morse, kind of looks like an asshole.

Kevin Morse has been the subject of page-one stories before.  On November 1, 2006, the Wall Street Journal ran a piece on Mr. Morse.  It seems that he owns the U.S. rights to a British invention called AWOL — an acronym for "alcohol without liquid."  How does it work?  Say you have a Macallan 50-year-old, but you don't like the liquidyness of it and don't want to ingest all of the carbohydrates involved in drinking it.  With the AWOL contraption you can vaporize it and inhale it.   AWOL is "designed to allow people to enjoy the effects of alcohol mixed with oxygen. It promotes a sense of well being and a mild euphoria."

Inhale the high class entrepreneurial spirit of Kevin Morse as he tries to convince you to become an AWOL dealer/sales rep (emphasis in original):

Business Opportunity? Yes! Quite possibly the best opportunity this century!

By visiting this page, you have communicated to us that you are serious about an OPPORTUNITY that can possibly change the quality of your life.

Congratulations for taking the first step!

It only takes a few minutes of your time to check out, for yourself, something that we believe to be one of the MOST PROMISING OPPORTUNITIES in the world today.

IT'S THE PERFECT JOB!  
Work from home 
Set your own hours
You're in control


You can work whenever you'd like; morning - noon - night

YOU OWN THE BUSINESS!  YOU MAKE THE RULES!  YOU SET YOUR OWN SALES GOALS!

All you do is purchase a minimum of 10 machines at a wholesale price and resell at retail price.

You can sell anywhere that we do not already have dealers.

Do you control the quality of your life? It's time for things to change!

Become an independent sales rep for AWOL.