Percy To Buy World's Largest Diamond
I was on my island in the Seychelles when I received word that the largest diamond in the world had been unearthed in the northwest province of South Africa.
Walker Island, Seychelles
I knew instantly what my wife was getting for her 24th birthday.
My gemologist and I flew to Johannesburg to conduct tests on this 7,000 carat gemstone. Wish us luck!
lol.......geesh percy buy me a diamond ........let me guess how much it cost...7.5 billion???????lol
After I made love to your wife, she told me she'd almost forgotten what it was like to feel pure joy. Your money can't buy that, Walker.
24? Pushing the envelope there, huh, Percy? Leave her and her vintage female parts to Sun and use the 7,000 carats as an engagement present for a 17 year-old bikini model.
After reading the news that Mr. Sun delivered, I realized that I need to start having sex with my wife again, regardless of her age. Thanks for saving my marriage, Mr. Sun.
Diamonds may be a girl's best friend. But if you really want to get your wife's affection back, you can't go wrong with a diamond-encrusted platinum skull.
Oh crap, I screwed up the link:
http://tinyurl.com/2vafpr
Link fixed.
I'm short Damien Hirst. Talk about bubbles!