Percy Announces Return to Competitive Cartoon Captioning
After a four month hiatus, I've decided to recommence competing in my hometown paper's weekly cartoon caption contest. Check back next week to see how I did.
Look on my previous entries, ye mighty, and despair!
"Whoa! I haven't seen a horse take out a queen like that since the death of Catherine the Great."
"He said it was for rust prevention, but then I found his stash of Playbot magazines"
"And then he went all Uri Geller and started talking about bending me with the power of his mind. Creepy."
"Meaty bones for me, veggie biscuits for the bitch."
"'Justifiable clownicide' is a redundancy."
"I like mine hot and black, like my heifers."
"When I go, Bob, I hope you'll do the honors."
"Whoever said cannibalism is wrong obviously never had one of your burgers."
"Your proposal for reducing our pension costs is genius."
Look on my previous entries, ye mighty, and despair!
"Whoa! I haven't seen a horse take out a queen like that since the death of Catherine the Great."
"He said it was for rust prevention, but then I found his stash of Playbot magazines"
"And then he went all Uri Geller and started talking about bending me with the power of his mind. Creepy."
"Meaty bones for me, veggie biscuits for the bitch."
"'Justifiable clownicide' is a redundancy."
"I like mine hot and black, like my heifers."
"When I go, Bob, I hope you'll do the honors."
"Whoever said cannibalism is wrong obviously never had one of your burgers."
"Your proposal for reducing our pension costs is genius."
hi percy that a good cartoon made me laugh which i needed ..but have a question for you if its ok!do you ever in your lifetime gave to someone who desperately needed help.i mean would you consider it ?its almost embarrassing to ask these questions .but what the heck gotta reach out to someone right? hope you do good with cartoons thingy !
Just stumbled up on your blog & this post.Thanks for making me laugh.Btw I'm an utterly brilliant & lovely gay/bisexual TG musician artist wealthy to the tune of infinity in heart & mind,living in the Netherlands, who entirely resonates with tresa's post here above but is too shy to admit it lol
good morning ,glad i could make you laugh one thing i accomplished.and who is karina khurram?and why do you live in the netherlands?how about this had to look up word resonate LOL.sorry just a country girl here hey im utterly brillant and lovely too !well now to the subject at hand.i posted this hopin to get someone attention ya know when you are hurting nothing is out of reach bottom line i need a millinare help!!!!!!i need a donation nothing shy about that and it is kinda embarrassing to the point of crawlin under my desk!but there cookie crumbs under there and its dark so im not crawlin there but hey i always thought if ya reach out to someone maybe just maybe they reach back and im not weathy of course thats my mistake with my first marriage he got it all and ha ha on me so thats why im here to ask if percy help me to get out of this freakin mess im in .is there something wrong with that ?whats 40,000.00 donation drop in the bucket to most weathy people but to me it lively hood to actually get out of debt and live for a change and become a person i know i can be if given half the chance ...........so what ya say to that !!!!!! just a ole country girl rich in grits and humor !have a great day !!!!
Hey honey I sympathise with you completely !..it just happens I'm in the same boat lol tomorrow morning at 10.45 am I'm going to be declared bankrupt at the local court.I would love a donation too & I sincerely hope you get what you need even if it's not here.Btw you are utterly brilliant And lovely too if you only knew it..& so is everyone else..
Here's a revolutionary & effective self help tip for "rich" & "poor" alike, for you & anyone else reading this if you want & it's completely free so you can neutralize your feelings of panic about money & debt & regain your trust in the possibility of a positive outcome as I did successfully : www.emofree.com (EFT or Emotional Freedom Technique). As to why do I live in the Netherlands,cause it's my karma I suppose darlin I dunno.You can smoke pot here, be gay, weird & sexually free & go to a hooker without being put in jail for it lol none of which I do btw (apart from a couple of course -- you guess which ones
P.S I really mean what I said just then XXX
oh god you are makin me laugh now .sorry to hear about ya bankrupt but hey at least ya had the money to do it right!well hell i dont smoke pot and im not gay well i can be weird lol...dont know what sexually free means goin nekkid maybe?.and dont need a hooker i got my bob !!!!!lol to think percy would even give me a doller geesh i know im dreaming now he has no time for little people maybe and as for me i will be movin in a week or so to a hotel in which i have to save my money to start all over again *sigh* if only i had a angel !wait i think i met one here HI KARINA....lolguess i have to go check out that site ya mention......write soon ya sexually free person !!!!!!lol
It appears according to feeds on your blog that you don't in actual fact exist, which would mean Tresa & I have made complete fools of ourselves! How would you like it if you found out we weren't real either,wouldn't that just piss you off no end,pardon my portuguese pffff
Maybe we could write captions together for your local paper.
But seriously I admire your upfront support of the gay community & I love mavericks who speak their minds being one myself.Have a great day ! love Borat
me a fool!!!!! never...LOL.howcould this be true so it isnt so !!im gonna be mad as hell if this true !hey nuttin worong with the gay community and if someone says there i will click em lol...i mean it dont say it lol.......
P.S. You look alot happier than Carlos Slim Helu even if he is nearly seven times wealthier than you & you have a decided advantage over him in that you are very adept at using a pc ,he poor chap barely knows how to switch on the laptop his daughter gave him for his birthday! It's definitely important to have fun in life don't you agree irrespective of your net worth...
hey by the way my email is krue1960@hotmail.com it been fun talkin to you ya make me laugh karina
Thanks for reading and commenting, Karina and tresa. Sorry about your respective financial woes. Here's some advice my father gave me that I took to heart: "You have to be a centimillionaire before you can be a billionaire." I think you could substitute "thousandaire" for "billionaire" and "hundredaire" for "centimillionaire" to apply to your situations. Good luck!
lol.....well hello percy glad ya showed up were sorry too ...how about centiairethat be my category but glad you are here .....sighs..guess there no hope here huh!!!ya hear that katrina he leavin us on our own lol,.go figure ......well we wuvs ya anyways percy
Thanks Percy for your kind well-meant & words of advice...Have a great day