Percy's Convalescence
Thanks to all of you who have written to express concern for my health. I'm too busy to respond to every e-mail I receive, so I thought I'd give this quick blog update to try to stanch the worry.
I've been ordered by my medical team to cut back on my Internet reading and writing on account of my testosterone levels being near toxic levels. They think the high testosterone levels are caused by me taking all the tax hike proposals targeting alternative asset managers too personally. The signs have been there for months, but the last straw was when I punched a hole in the wall of my pool after reading that Greg Mankiw and The Financial Times came out in support of treating all carry as ordinary income.
I hope to receive medical clearance to re-commence Internet writing and reading soon. Wish me luck!

Percy's Greensboro home. Place where hole punched in wall noted with an "x".

Nice digs. But if you punched a hole in the wall of the pool, how come there's still water in it? Do you have a little Dutch boy submerged with his finger in the hole? Good luck with your recovery.
Percy,
Maybe this will make you feel better: http://www.laureateskids.com
Dear Percy,
Please don't discuss your illness and convelesesence online. It might cause some bloated billionaire to be ugly and use unctuous words.
In your debt,
Ginger
Convelesesence?
Oh well, still your faithful spelling impaired friend,
Ginger