Calvin Ayre Violates Probation


I gave fake billionaire Calvin Ayre a chance to stay out of jail, but one of his sycophants went and ruined it for him.  Meet Brad Marchetti, "freelance writer."


Double-breasted suit, open collar, necklace, nighttime sunglasses — Bradley has the 1980s Guido look mastered.  The only thing more ridiculous is his writing.  Here's Bradley addressing UFC President Dana White in a piece he penned for Point-Spreads:
See goofball, you thought you had it all figured out. All you had to do was overthrow boxing and you would have it made in the shade. You are about to get eaten by a bigger fish, goofball. Not everyone can have it all my dear Dana. Your dough can't buy you class, manners or even hair plugs all of which would be able to help your situation.
I can't say I'm surprised by the company Ayre keeps.

Conveniently, my team is already near Ayre's hideaway in Antigua.


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