With high level contacts in the worlds of private equity and mixed martial arts, I'm probably the only one who could see that Dana White, President of Ultimate Fighting Championship, and Philippe Costeletos, Co-Head of Texas Pacific Group, UK, were brothers.  I have now reunited the brothers for the first time since birth to create the most fearsome private equity firm on the planet.  We'll be visiting the offices of members of Congress and Parliament to "lobby" them face to face over their efforts to raise taxes on alternative asset managers.


Photos: Biological brothers Philippe Costeletos (left) and Dana White.

While we're at it, we'll call on government officials to renogotiate our extradition treaty with Antigua to make it lawful for me to arrest Calvin Ayre if he or one of his poncey mouthpieces — like the clowns at Gambling 911 — have another bad word for anyone associated with UFC. 

Yes, Ayre is wanted by U.S authorities. (For the record, I don't think anything online gambling-related that Ayre has done should be illegal, but since it is illegal I'd like to see him arrested.)