Calvin Ayre, the Canadian founder of Bodog who made his fortune in online gambling and then lost it after Congress passed a law last year making it difficult for Americans to bet online, is taunting my friend and Ultimate Fighting Championship president, Dana White.  Bodog Fights, a mixed martial arts fighting league for recent graduates of finishing schools for girls, has scheduled its first fight on U.S. soil July 14 in Trenton, New Jersey.  Ayre, of course, can't be there since he will be arrested if he ever steps on U.S. soil.

"Since, regrettably, I am unable to attend the upcoming Bodog Fight event in New Jersey, I will offer to send my private jet - complete with an assortment of beautiful Bodog Girls - to pick up Mr. White, wherever he may be. I will then fly him to the east coast where he will enjoy a front row seat to our next event, followed by a VIP evening including a comfortable five-star overnight stay in a nearby Atlantic City hotel. After hitting the poker tables, Mr. White can retire to his lavish suite, sip the finest champagne and relax in the knowledge that all amenities and services are complimentary as my way of saying 'thank-you' for all the money he keeps making me [by talking about me]."

As mixed martial arts champion of the hedge fund division and multi-billionaire, I have this to say to Calvin Ayre: 

If I hear of you or anyone in your organization being disrespectful to Dana White, UFC or anyone associated with UFC again, I'll fly down to Antigua or wherever else you may be hiding from justice and arrest you myself.

Regards.

Percy Walker

Here I am (red shorts) in the midst of defeating Ken Griffin of Citadel Investment Group to become champion of the mixed martial arts hedge fund division: