Percy Empathizes With Saudi Billionaire
I feel bad for Saudi billionaire Nasser al-Rachid for this:
One of the world's largest private yachts ran aground within view of the Cannes Film Festival Palace, spilling fuel and forcing the closure of several beaches, according to police.That's more embarrassing than the time I triggered an avalanche while heliskiing at Sundance.

I found a photo
http://www.millionnairedeluxe.com/bateaux_de_millionnaire/yacht_lady_moura_millionnaire_saoudien_nasser_al_rashid-168.html