Percy Eats a Club Sandwich
Before jetting off to New Zealand, I stopped by Cliveden, the famous country house hotel in Berkshire, England, to pick up a couple of club sandwiches to go.

Ingredients: Iberico ham, poulet de Bresse, white truffles, quail eggs, semi-dried Italian tomatoes and 24-hour fermented sour dough bread.
Price: $196 (£100)
Description: "Air-cured for 30 months, the Iberico ham comes from the prized black-footed pig (Pata Negra), while the poulet de Bresse is described by the French as the 'fourth gastronomic wonder of the world'. The notoriety of the chicken of Bourg-en-Bresse dates back to the sixteenth century when Henry IV of France demanded its inclusion on the courtly menu. At £2,500 per kilogramme, white truffles are some of the world's most expensive delicacies and a generous 10 grams are included in the ingredients of the sandwich. Regarded by many as a natural aphrodisiac, the rich taste of the truffles perfectly complements the flavours of the sandwich, which may explain if you are feeling a little amorous after your lunchtime snack."

Actually, it isn't the truffles that leave you feeling "frisky" - it's the black footed-pig (Pata Viagra)
There is a buy-one-get-one-free coupon in the Attractions Book.
Good to see you again. Sorry being so late in thanking you for your hospitality. I hope your diet goes well.
Thanks for keeping my money in a managed account. You didn't need to do that, but I appreciate it.