Q.  Percy, I saw a picture of your wife.  She's pretty hot.  How do you deal with all the guys that must hit on her?

                                  -Wally, Sedgefield, Greensboro

A.  Wally, like most billionaires, I have a hot wife, as you can see here:


Unlike most billionaires, I'm physically attractive and physically intimidating.  Here I am in an ultimate fighting competition (red shorts):


None of this is particularly relevant, of course — my wife loves me; why should I care what other guys do? — but it probably explains why so many fewer guys hit on my wife than, say, Trump's.

Thanks for the question!