Unauthorized Portraits of Percy for Sale on eBay
Greensboro jeweler, haberdasher, women's clothier, ornithologist and NASCAR enthusiast, NutmegNine, has discovered multiple Percy Walker portraits for sale on eBay. My lawyers have drawn up cease and desist letters. The artists Golders and Mr. Ease appear to be the guilty parties.
I'm in the process of setting up a paypal account so that I can bid on these pieces to ensure they don't fall into the wrong hands. Wish me luck!

There's no need for a PayPal (or as harmoniousJosh once called it "Papal") account. I'm more than happy to accept one of those giant "Publishers Clearinghouse" type checks.
Would you have preferred "Pope-ish," Mr. Ease?