Message to the Proprietors of ihatepercywalker.com
I've learned that someone has registered the domain name ihatepercywalker.com. The site currently sits parked at GoDaddy.com [Update 2/1/07: It's now a blog]. For the time being I'll make no effort to determine who is behind this registration, but as whoever is behind this considers what he or she plans to do with this domain name, I hope he or she also considers that I will be attending the Maxim Super Bowl Party this Friday in Miami Beach with CEO and Founder of GoDaddy.com, Bob Parsons. Bob owes me a few favors.
All will be forgotten, of course, if the domain name is deregistered before Friday!

Should he tell you, ICANN will smack him up and down. Private registrations are for private detectives, Percy. Go get one for yourself. I'm sure you have the old HP private eyes on payroll.
There are a few disgruntled ex-employees who I suspect are involved. We'll find out soon enough. I'm going to ask the Truth and Reconciliation Project to get involved because of their proven experience at bringing a community together.