Percy Excommunicates Donald Trump
As I was being driven to the office today, I heard Donald Trump on the radio hawking one of his how-to-get-rich products. I couldn't believe my ears. Trump sounded like the infomercial guy who talked about making tens of thousands of dollars a week placing "tiny little ads" in newspapers. You remember him:
Don Lapre.
I still have a spot open for Trump at my "Keeping the Upper Class Classy" seminar.
If I'm not higher than Trump on this year's Forbes list, I'm canceling my subscription.
Trump will never be taken seriously by gorillas until he takes that raccoon pelt off his head.
Indeed! Good to see you, Mr. Bananas. Give my best to Dr. Whipsnade.
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Hmmm. OK. I guess since this has indeed been named the "best blog in Alabama" by the "credit card blog," this must not be spam.
Percy, what we meant by this is that we thought it was the best financially related blog that we thought was from the state of Alabama; I apologize for the confusion...we don't want to come off as spamming you. Please feel free to delte my previous comment if we've offended you in some way.
No offense taken. Thanks for the honor! My goal is to be best financial blog in the universe, but I recognize that I need to start somewhere, like Miss Universe pageant contestants.