Like last week, I finished dead last in the weekly News & Record cartoon caption contest.  None of my three entries either won or merited an honorable mention.  Click here for the winner and honorable mentions and next week's cartoon.

Listed below are my actual entries along with the winning caption.  Like the previous week, my entries were submitted on the Friday the contest cartoon was published.



Actual Winning Caption: "Oh, great! No sooner do I break down and buy a rock than they come out with a new model!"

Percy's Losing Entries:

1.  "Is it me, or has Dick Clark not aged during the Paleolithic Era?"

2.  "I would have paid the extra dinosaur egg for the flat screen."

3.  "I've got a feeling that this is the year that we'll finally see a Cro-Magnon beat out the Neanderthals on Paleolithic Idol."