I've never tasted defeat.  Now, like those of you who have challenged me in the past, I know that it is bitter, like cranberries.  I'll try harder next time.

Below is the News & Record cartoon with its winning caption.  My losing entries are underneath it.  You can find the Honorable mention captions and winner's name here.


credit: contact the News & Record for info.

Percy's Losing Entries:

1.  "Make sure you specify the Queen Mary 2.  I won't sail on just any ol' rescue boat."

2.  "Wait!  Don't include our e-mail address.  We'll get deluged with spam."

3.  "It's a suggestion box, idiot, not a paper shredder."