Warren Buffet and Bill Gates famously eat at McDonald's.  I famously eat at North Carolina-based all-you-can-eat powerhouse Golden Corral.  I find that many wealthy people, however, don't like to eat at the same places Messrs. Buffet and Gates and I frequent.  I've always wondered about these people.  Now, however, after receiving help from a team of wealth psychologists, I understand them. 

My psychologists have concluded that these people are simply insecure in their wealthulinity.  Much like the guy who drives a Porsche, they are overcompensating for certain shortcomings.  It's not as though they don't like Golden Corral, they just feel it would reflect poorly upon them to eat there.

I have no intention of solving this problem, but I do intend to make money off of it.  Here's the plan:  an all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant called "Titanium Corral."  It will be no different than Golden Corral except that it will cost $200 per person.

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